The giant pile of Apex boosts, this time in song

HosetteHosette ✭✭✭✭✭
edited July 2022 in General

Dear @NianticThia: I haven't given you a good rant or laugh about the giant pile of Apex boosts in my inventory. Unfortunately I don't have the time or energy to hire a marching band and a chorus to perform this in person so you'll have to watch the video and sing it yourself.

https://youtu.be/eBQWsBiM5YY?t=146


Seventy Six Apex, by Hosette

(With apologies to Meredith Wilson)


Seventy six Apex in my invent'ry

Seventy six boosts taking up my space

And I keep getting more

Because I subscribed to C.O.R.E

Seventy six? It's such a stupid waste!

Seventy six portal mods that I can't carry

Seventy six bursters I can't hold

And all this useless junk

Costs me five dollars every month

This is really, really getting old


I would like to replace them with some Hypercubes

Powering, powering my play for a day

Please just give me something that I want to use

Or recycle... maybe that's the way?


I would dearly love to trade them in for something good

Anything, anything that affects the board

AP's not my jam

And though you don't give a d***

Having all of these Apex is absurd!

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