No, not the ToS, the rules.
#1. It's not your portal; get over it.
#2. Thou shall not fully deploy on top of portal and mod link amps.
#3 Use the Block Agent feature in COMMs for trolls, don't engage.
But most importantly, have fun. If you aren't having fun, put the game down, or find a different way to play.
#3. That random link always messes up someones big plans
#5. You cannot have too many keys.
#6 You do not have to play with those you don't like.
#7. The portal from which you most desire a key will be as barren as the driest of deserts.
#8. The portal from which you least desire a key will be as fertile as the lushest of rainforests.
Not as updated as I would like but it's straight sharp cheddar.
#63: If you finish a large operation, go for ice cream. If you make a field, go for ice cream. If you did an hour's worth of hacking, go for ice cream. Ice cream? Ice cream.
#10 Portals will not give you keys when you most need them. Yes, even after adding a heatsink to it.
#11. There's always one too few outgoing links remaining.
12: Regardless of how upset you are about an enemy agent's actions, do not chase, run after, or threaten them.
#12. Every single link you do must be done with the intention of closing a field.
@Hydraulinski how about blockers, shard links, and linkstars? : )
#28 - Always tip your driver gas money.
There is no such thing as a "Quick walk" to just capture "one" portal.
13) It will always take longer than you planned.
Exceptions of the rule. Problem is folks just doing random links.
#14 schedule a crazy link day for those who enjoy random linking.
#15 Seek an unlimited data plan.
#16 Never leave home without a battery pack and charger cable.
Don't assume the other team is evil and full of cheaters. Mostly they are humans just like you. Be kind and friendly to others and almost always they will be kind and friendly to you. If they are not, forgive, let it go, and move on.
#18 - ignore everyone elses "rules" and find your own way to play ingress. Just respect and follow the terms of service and community guidelines.
19) Don't play as if you are the only player. Remember that this is a multiplayer game, and be courteous even when you're ruthless. In other words, play nice and play hard.
20) Don't forget it's just a game.
#15b Seek a carrier that provides the best phone coverage
21) Think before you link
22) learn the correct glyph names! (or don't!)
@LemoMcLemonFace sorry but ice cream always beats cake (and beer!) handsdown...