Last year Hank Johnson threw down the toast gauntlet
Couple days ago his YouTube video was set to public
Sounds like he wants more toast
I'll start:
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the toast
I duplicated 3 toast media. Anybody wants? 🙊
Three? That's not a bad start!
I've seen reports that some have close to 100 slices of toast, if not more at this point 🍞🍞🍞
i need toast.. i burned mine :(
Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when toast is on the line!”
OK today i gave away 2 TOAST media, after someone read my post 😂. Now i got only 2 TOAST media now. I have put them in a quantum capsule now.
How do you get Toast Media?
@NianticBrian please release some toast media for agents in shop.
From my quantum capsule :p
So what do u put as topping on your toast? 😋
Toast media was an April Fools joke from last year. Opening the media item takes you to the Toast video with Hank Johnson:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=okJqDC4TDhc
Butter, do you even toast bruh?
Trickster: ... and that's why I like burning toast to a black crisp
goldiadtx: No no no you can not joke about that
Hank: Ya, that's not funny, that's not the type of humor we do on this show
Trickster: How about another joke Hankie
Hank: No, think we had enough of your jokes
Trickster: What do you get when you cross Ingress and Toast?
Hank: Don't toast me bro
Trickster: Toast Time!
I solved the tessellation, the answer was toast , Hank tried to tell you, you just didn't listen.
I have been blessed by holy toast, true story
Last year, before the Abaddon Prime anomaly in Amsterdam, I visited a museum which used to be an orphanage.
Inside that museum, there is a magical chest, which is said that contained holy toast.
Orphans used to sit on that chest to be blessed
You can still sit on that chest today, go to this portal ( https://intel.ingress.com/intel?ll=52.3704,4.891487&z=17&pll=52.3704,4.891487 ), find it
This chest was part of the "Miracle of Amsterdam" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stille_Omgang )
FIRE*
How can I get this media?
not by hacking anymore. u should find an agent who is willing to give 1 toast media to you
Hank 3:16 says I just kicked your ast
WHAT
to-ast
I like toast with butter
cheese
grape jelly
strawberry jelly
apricot jelly
peanut butter
cinnamon
sugar
XM
1 toast
2 toast
3 toast
don't toast me bro
it's toast time
and that's the bottom line cause Chief of NIA said so
Was playing Wizards Unite, there's a toast Foundable on one of the event registry pages.
Did you know Noir is a Latin word for toast?
Did you know Lux is the SI unit of how toasted your toast is?
mm-hmm
Think about that next time you're biting into a buttery slice
AKA the Toastlation
Found a new Item while playing Pokemon GO today!
Hank is going to be in the upcoming Medal Of Honor game, I wonder how he got toast in it?
Saw they are doing Burning Man virtually and you can somehow make an virtual 'offering', I offered a toast to Burning Man.
I downloaded the App, however can't get it to work, it might because I'm on Windows, if I figure it out, maybe will update here.
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I'll start:
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the toast
I duplicated 3 toast media. Anybody wants? 🙊
Three? That's not a bad start!
I've seen reports that some have close to 100 slices of toast, if not more at this point 🍞🍞🍞
i need toast.. i burned mine :(
Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when toast is on the line!”
OK today i gave away 2 TOAST media, after someone read my post 😂. Now i got only 2 TOAST media now. I have put them in a quantum capsule now.
How do you get Toast Media?
@NianticBrian please release some toast media for agents in shop.
From my quantum capsule :p
So what do u put as topping on your toast? 😋
Toast media was an April Fools joke from last year. Opening the media item takes you to the Toast video with Hank Johnson:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=okJqDC4TDhc
Butter, do you even toast bruh?
Trickster: ... and that's why I like burning toast to a black crisp
goldiadtx: No no no you can not joke about that
Hank: Ya, that's not funny, that's not the type of humor we do on this show
Trickster: How about another joke Hankie
Hank: No, think we had enough of your jokes
Trickster: What do you get when you cross Ingress and Toast?
Hank: Don't toast me bro
Trickster: Toast Time!
I solved the tessellation, the answer was toast , Hank tried to tell you, you just didn't listen.
I have been blessed by holy toast, true story
Last year, before the Abaddon Prime anomaly in Amsterdam, I visited a museum which used to be an orphanage.
Inside that museum, there is a magical chest, which is said that contained holy toast.
Orphans used to sit on that chest to be blessed
You can still sit on that chest today, go to this portal ( https://intel.ingress.com/intel?ll=52.3704,4.891487&z=17&pll=52.3704,4.891487 ), find it
This chest was part of the "Miracle of Amsterdam" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stille_Omgang )
FIRE*
How can I get this media?
not by hacking anymore. u should find an agent who is willing to give 1 toast media to you
Hank 3:16 says I just kicked your ast
WHAT
to-ast
WHAT
I like toast with butter
WHAT
cheese
WHAT
grape jelly
WHAT
strawberry jelly
WHAT
apricot jelly
WHAT
peanut butter
WHAT
cinnamon
WHAT
sugar
WHAT
XM
WHAT
1 toast
WHAT
2 toast
WHAT
3 toast
WHAT
don't toast me bro
WHAT
it's toast time
WHAT
and that's the bottom line cause Chief of NIA said so
Was playing Wizards Unite, there's a toast Foundable on one of the event registry pages.
Did you know Noir is a Latin word for toast?
Did you know Lux is the SI unit of how toasted your toast is?
mm-hmm
Think about that next time you're biting into a buttery slice
AKA the Toastlation
Found a new Item while playing Pokemon GO today!
Hank is going to be in the upcoming Medal Of Honor game, I wonder how he got toast in it?
Saw they are doing Burning Man virtually and you can somehow make an virtual 'offering', I offered a toast to Burning Man.
I downloaded the App, however can't get it to work, it might because I'm on Windows, if I figure it out, maybe will update here.